me and my friend were actual messes like we were laying on the floor singing really badly and just in general being really drunk
fuckkk went to this free music fest thing yesterday in my local park and got absolutely trashed and had this humongous hot dog?? I’m a vegetarian?
“We don’t want to kick the tories out to replace them with Labour or any variety of failed Trots. We don’t want to kick them out at all – we want to kick them in!”
Ian Bone (Class War)
I am such a loser I watched Drop Dead Fred and cried like a baby when she left Fred behind in her imagination
Have you ever been cheated on?
Not to my knowledge! Though I wouldn’t be surprised with my last relationship (maybe)
Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Yeah, for the end of my last relationship, a few of my friends hated him because he was a waste of life.
Who is the last person you hugged? (from your other message!)
My cats before bed time (each of em get a kiss and a cuddle before bed)
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What is your definition of “having sex”?
I don’t think there really is a clear cut definition tbh. I mean I have limited experience, having only had one sexual partner, but you have to do what feels right and comfortable for you, so “sex” could be something entirely different to me than other people. Personally, the intimacy and closeness that accompanies sex is the most important part of it, that kind of raw melting in to another human? Idk, but yeah, whatever you want it to be really.
What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Absolutely ages. When I was younger, I used to make out for aaage. Me and a friend once spent pretty much a whole afternoon just making out with the guys we’d been at a party with the night before, listening to daft music and that. But yeah, kissing is great and long kisses are even better.
3, 57, 83
3. Are you a virgin?
57. Things you want to say to an ex
Take your underwhelming pencil dick and fuck the fuck off, and for future reference, persisting to dry hump a crying, drunk, vulnerable girl is never under any circumstance, acceptable and also fuck your friends for telling me I was overreacting and last of all give me my drawings back - they were wasted on you.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
Christ, I can’t even remember. Either someone I used to be friends with, a gay guy from the boy’s equivalent of my school or a girl from school